Picking The Right Human[ edit ] Nothing is as classy as a properly cooked person! Like a cantaloupe melon, picking the right person to eat can be a challenge unless you know what you are doing. Here are a few helpful hints in selecting the right one to eat. If you choose a fat prey, this book might help Age — Just like other game meat, humans get tough and stringy with age. Anyone 3 - 16 years old taste great, their well shaped legs are great for tender, succulent meals.
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It is often implemented by elderly women living in houses. Some child eaters say that the legs are the best tasting part of a child, but I think the child's hindquarters are the greatest tasting. It might not seem right, but butt tastes good.
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