Are You A Certified Asshole? You were a nice person until you started working with the current bunch of creeps. You see your co-workers as competitors. You secretly enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm.
Dennis Leary - I'm An Asshole Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling. We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no No way Uh-uh. No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane While people behind me are going insane.