I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners. Sex one liners.
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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you're perfectly safe. It's the same with really great dirty jokes.
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It's crazy to think that something as wonderful as sex can lead to something as terrible as a child. The best thing about having sex with Jesus is the second coming. I don't think you should fake orgasm. Age Sex is gross. Age I will literally fuck a live electrical socket.
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?