November 12

#CoverForSix

Apart from writing I love cooking. I’ve done it as a job, at a low level, and several times thought about pursuing it as a career – I didn’t, thankfully.

I love watching cookery programs, and trying out recipes from them. But more than the recipes are the techniques I’ve learnt. My two favorite shows are The Great British Menu, and Masterchef: The Professionals. I’ve learnt loads from watching these shows (I’d put my raspberry & chocolate ganache tart in sweet almond pastry up against Michel Roux Jr’s).

Cooking in a home kitchen, without access to the tools, gadgets, and gizmos a pro chef has is a challenge, but it’s worth the effort to keep pushing.

When we moved, a year ago, one of the compromises made was on the kitchen. The current house has a narrow galley kitchen, without a lot of workspace. While we’ve had friends over for meals I haven’t had chance to stretch my chefy tendencies and prepare a proper extravaganza.

On one our friends has a suitable kitchen. I expressed my appreciation for the workspace, including a nice five ring gas hob and double oven at a raised level. My friend declared her lack of cooking prowess, and offered me free use anytime I wished. We came to an agreement where I’d cook, she’d host. Tonight was the night.

We coordinated to ensure the menu could be enjoyed by all six partaking which led to some changes. One guest has an allergy to dairy, so ice-cream was removed form the dessert. One hates bones, so I decided on scallops for the fish course to ensure bones would be no issue.

The final menu was:

Starter:  Satay Chicken, Peanut Sauce, Pickled Cucumber – Drink: Asahi lagermeal1starter

Fish Course: Scallops, Samphire, Pickled Heritage Carrot, Oyster Consommé. Drink: Chablis.

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Main: Cocoa rolled Beef, Celeriac Puree, Parsnip, Carrot, Potato Fondant, & Pea Puree. Drink: Montepulciano d’Abruzzo

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Dessert: Filo wrapped Cookie Dough & Dark Chocolate Ganache with Cherry & Amaretto Sauce. Drink: Dessert wine my friend had.

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Having done this once, I’ll do it again. I may even do it as a paying sideline. But I will change some things. Mainly, I’ll use my own dinnerware, and cutlery, and serviettes. I also need to work on presentation, these were adequate, but clumsy and gauche.

For the menu I need to give due credit. The Satay Chicken recipe is almost entirely Sally Abé’s. The dessert is Ina Garten’s and comes from an old Barefoot Contessa episode so old, it’s not listed on the Food Network website. The idea of coating the beef in cocoa also came from a show, I just can’t remember which one.

But not all the ideas are filched. I pickled my own baby cucumbers, same with the heritage carrots – they are amazing, I used raspberry vinegar and it gives a really subtle sweetness.

My biggest brag is the oyster consommé. I looked for a recipe, but could not find one. Oyster soup recipes seemed to either contain cream, or be little more than oysters and a few veg in hot water. The first attempt, earlier in the week, gave a thin overly vegetable flavored water. In the end I diced heritage carrot and shallot and marinated them with mussels, prawns, and squid in rice wine, fish sauce, my secret special salt, and pepper. To make the consommé I used 9 fresh oysters and their liquor, the marinated mix, 3/4 a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and 1/4 a bottle of water. The gamble was cooking these together from the start, instead of cooking the main ingredients in a little oil. It worked. When drained, and put through a cloth, I was left with a richly flavored, clear consommé. The purple color from the heritage carrots adds a lovely extra visual element to the dish, and complements the pickled carrot.

Another winning element was the cherry and amaretto sauce. I added palm sugar, cream, and a spoonful of melted milk chocolate. This was reduced to a thick, sticky sauce which soaked into the filo pastry deliciously. Also I pan fried a couple of amaretto soaked cherries, they were most excellent.

And here’s the great thing. For six people these four courses, with an aperitif (prosecco, amaretto, & cherry brandy) to start, came in at about £15(US$19) per head. Obviously if I was charging I’d set it at something like £30 (US$38) per head, but that’s still massively cheaper than a restaurant, where your drinks would be more than £30(US$38).

You can see other things I cook at my twitter feed.

The upshot of all this cooking (and my brother being down for the weekend) is two days of zero writing, with limited opportunities for the next day or two. NaNoWriMo is suffering. It was so worth it.

 

 

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November 3rd

WANTED!

Reviewers. All comments welcome, just be willing to leave a review!
As I mentioned, in my last post, This United States  -Volume I is now published.

But I really need some reviewers.

It’s 11 stories, its about 33k words.

As a reviewer I’m not looking for ‘Oh My Gunderwalt!, Give this guy a Pulitzer.’ Just honesty. If you read all eleven stories and didn’t enjoy them, give it a low rating and say what you didn’t enjoy. If you only love one story, say that in the review. But please, please, review it.

Now, to sweeten the pot, not only will anyone who responds to this post with a “Sure, I’ll give you a review” get a free .mobi or .epub version of the book, the first person will also get a subscription to Gamut, the new new-noir speculative publication that opens in January.

It’s not so much me begging (which I am) as using naked bribery. C’mon, have a read.

And while you do, I’ll carry on with NaNoWriMo. Which is madness. I wasn’t going to do it, having failed three times previously (though signing up last year, when I was moving 600 miles was stupid). Infant it was 18 hours into November before the madness struck. After 2 days, I’m on target!

The result will be a very rough first draft for Volume V of These United States. Yup, the last one will be a novel. It will follow the format of moving from state-to-state, which will make the story episodic in nature, beyond that I’m not 100% sure. The first episode is in Alaska, and there’s a mountain climbing accident. That’s all I know so far. There is already a steampunky element involved, though steampunk isn’t really the correct word. maybe it’ll become the hippypunk story I wanted to try a few years ago – if Stormville Epsilon D’vore becomes a character, it definitely will.

Beyond that, I’m still editing stories for an SF collection, and I have further stories set aside for a darker, gorier, collection. However, there is much editing to do. Some of these tales have significant flaws in structure. It’s the reason I’m doing NaNoWriMo, it’s a distraction/displacement activity to prevent me spending real thinking time on fixing the issues.

The reason for that is two-fold. 1) I’m a lazy oik who’d rather not think hard. 2) My ME is bad at the moment. I’m losing words mid-sentence, my arms feel like they have lead instead of muscle, ten hours of sleep leaves me needing another ten, my eyes look like I’ve spent three days partying and am auditioning for the role of Death in a remake of Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey.

That’s a reason though, not an excuse. So, I’d better get on and do it.

Oh, by the way, are any of you artists or graphic designers? Fancy having your work on the cover of a book? Money is an issue, but I promise we’ll come to arrangement where ‘exposure’ is not you’re only reward. Hit me up. I need two book fronts by the end of the year and, as you can see from These United States – Volume I, I’m no artist.